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It's Dave's Day

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Tonight marks the end of an era. "Late Show with David Letterman" will air its final broadcast tonight. Yes, David Letterman's 33 years in late night television broke Johnny Carson's record by three years.

I have been looking at clips on YouTube. (Thank goodness for YouTube!) I thought about posting my favorites but there are just too many to post. I thought it might be kind of fun for Lebo Citizen readers to share a link to their favorite.

Someone sent me a Top 10 Mt. Lebanon version, and gave me permission to share on the blog.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT MT. LEBANON COMMISSIONERS
DO NOT WANT TO HEAR DURING CITIZEN COMMENTS

10.   “Are you serving any tasty sides with that main dish of bull crap?”
  9.    “I feel like I am sitting on a bar stool at The Saloon.”
  8.    "US Consumer Products Safety Commission no longer stands behind the safety of artificial turf with rubber tire crumb."
  7.    “And, then I saw a huge buck taking a big poop right there on the artificial turf. Talk about scary.”
  6.    “How Dare You?”
  5.    “The cops aren't paid to protect corn.”
  4.    “My pants are too tight to sit through this. It must be my crumb rubber.”
  3.    “Are you saying we elected you jerks?”
  2.     “A study conducted by Cornell University reported………..”

  1.     “Good Evening. My name is Elaine Gillen.”

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