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You knew this was coming...

Once upon a time, there was a super Super named Timmy. On Graduation Day, Timmy spoke of a challenging day that he had at the beginning of the year. He shared his tale with 450 of Mt. Lebanon's finest students.

The graduates were sitting on the edge of their chairs in anticipation of the super Super's words of wisdom.

Timmy began his Commencement speech. He started with a story about an incident that occurred at the construction site.

Super Timmy told these students about a group of frogs which showed up on the job site. These were not ordinary frogs, but magical, talking frogs.

The children in the stadium were spell bound. "In our land of unicorns and rainbows, Mt. Lebanon also has magical, talking frogs," they whispered to their parents and grandparents.

But the grads stared in disbelief. "Oh no! Our super Super is giving the wrong speech," they proclaimed. They were horrified that Timmy was giving his kindergartner speech. 

The next day, Timmy was the talk of the town.

But here is the rest of the story. Timmy's magical, talking frog jumped out and was immediately hit by a construction truck.